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By Omugbe prisca - July 07, 2018

A friend shared this with me on watsapp and I thought it would be cool to share it here. Don't mind the photo bummer oh, I just love this picture and can't let my efforts and smile get wasted lol.

I couldn't wait to share this with you because I have been a victim countless times. I also guess you have also experienced this too. Let's get started.

Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going, they will just call price for you.
Today, I decided to teach one of them a lesson.

ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

ME: Russia, How much?

ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo fay?

ME: You tell me how much you go collect..

Aboki: ₦300 oga.

ME: Ha? Russia no far na, no be ₦100?

Aboki: I know the flace oga, fay ₦200 gaskia!

ME: Oya make we go...

***Starts Bike***

Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Russia.
Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.😀

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?

ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey por pront but your money I don pass ₦200.

ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...

My people, I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road.
Today, I must reach Russia with ₦220.

Don't just smile silently to yourself, hit the comment button with your smile ☺

Have a great weekend

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20 comments

  1. Phebe7 July 2018 at 03:46

    😂😂😂.....this is so true but now they sef Don wise up.. .They will not move again if they are tired

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    1. Unknown7 July 2018 at 04:11

      Lool.Phebe I can imagine you on a bike.u go need seatbelt. Lol

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    2. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:17

      Lol yeah, I have experienced that's oh. Thanks dear

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    3. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:33

      Lucky this sounds like you, when you start using seatbelt on a bike 🚲 lemme know lol.

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  2. Unknown7 July 2018 at 04:12

    Lool..Prisca sha let the bike man bring you to church on time.

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  3. titi7 July 2018 at 04:50

    Looking at this story you all notice that witout a map to a particular road in life ,you end up in frustration.

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    1. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:35

      Titi you are so ryt,no map no direction and it's gonna end in frustration.

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  4. Unknown7 July 2018 at 05:09

    Hahahaha......this is lovely cathy

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  5. Oluremi7 July 2018 at 07:46

    Lol. That Russia no they dz world ooo. #220 t fare. Aboki sha

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    1. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:37

      Am telling you dear. Am looking for the Aboki that will take me to Canada for one pepty I. E 150 😂

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  6. Unknown7 July 2018 at 14:22

    True talk, I just remember my service year in Niger state this format would have helped me save enough money form them well thanks for sharing with us

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    1. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:39

      It wasn't a funny experene oh, these guys dealt with us initially. Thanks your time

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  7. Jeremiah8 July 2018 at 00:20

    😂😂 nice one Prisca... Those abokis need to be taught, but be careful next time, sime of them are sick and violent.

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    1. Omugbe prisca8 July 2018 at 10:39

      Serious lesson n truth be told, one needs to be careful

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  8. Unknown8 July 2018 at 14:35

    Niger state is the perfect example

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  9. Unknown9 July 2018 at 00:44

    Lol... That is a tropical example of an Aboki. Though there friendly and selfless. More money need to be invvested on Education is the northern part of the country

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